by gueroloko January 4, 2008

When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.
Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."
Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.
Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.
by STH July 13, 2013

by sas99 May 17, 2014

by Blaze(Real Family) July 11, 2009

by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015

Fangirl abbreviation for the yaoi pairing Zack Fair and Cloud Strife from the video game Final Fantasy VII.
by Ziggy Pasta November 28, 2009

The action of getting ran into on a ski slope. Usually a result of a gaper taking slow, unpredictable turns that take up the entire mountain.
Dude that gaper made a turn out of nowhere and I clacked him!
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.
by Reih April 25, 2008
