Yosef claat

Yosef claat, was the first bomboclaat in the state of Israel.

Jon: OMG, BOMBOCLAAT
Tomer: Do you know Yosef claat?
Jon: Who's that?
Tomer: Yosef claat, was the first bomboclaat in the state of Israel.
Jon: Oh my claat!!!

by Yosef claat May 28, 2024

Clamthroat

When the front side of one's throat gets vertical stretch marks from giving too much head to big, big dicks. This term applies to both male and female.

Hey Fred, have you seen the new guy Mike that just started last week?
No, why?
One word, "clamthroat"
He's mine!!

by Buns Master August 31, 2013

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

clapter

A "joke", often making a political or social statement, whose purpose is to make the audience applaud and agree instead of laugh. Popular with hack comedians and their fans.

Did Margaret Cho tell a single joke during that performance? Her entire show was just left-wing clapter.

by Dexy's Midnight Runner March 28, 2008

Clart

When you smack a g

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up

by Mr Allan April 12, 2020

clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.

‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’

by largedog December 27, 2019

Clart

To bang

Wanna clart?

by Kdonnie February 17, 2021