The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.
Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.
Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.
cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.
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Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."
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Person 1: cjoshum hasn’t responded?
Person 2: Yea, but I know it is because he’s having trouble responding, not because he’s ignoring me.
Person 2: Yea, but I know it is because he’s having trouble responding, not because he’s ignoring me.
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a person who is very annoying, and is overly obsessive towards people who do not like her/him.
there can be many varieties of a CJOS, including, shor cjos, fat cjos, skanky cjos, and just the natural one.
no body likes cjos's.
a person who is very annoying, and is overly obsessive towards people who do not like her/him.
there can be many varieties of a CJOS, including, shor cjos, fat cjos, skanky cjos, and just the natural one.
no body likes cjos's.
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