Circle K Chronic

(n) Marijuana, usually of decent quality (hence the term chronic), bought outside a local gas station or convenience store.

Yesterday I walked over to a near-by gas station and immediately scored some Circle K Chronic from some homeless guy sitting out front.

by Smoking during 1999 Superbowl February 19, 2009

Circle K Kid

Circle K Kids are the kind of kids that really don't do anything in class, the kind you hear blasting music from their speakers. They typically listen to either Lil Peep, Metalcore, or Ski Mask. They can be found smoking cigarettes or the odd joint behind Circle K, and are absolute degenerates.

"You heard Madisons a Circle K Kid now?"
"Called it."
"Yeah, shes been smoking cigarettes and listening to lil peep since 7th grade"

by Sherlocc August 22, 2019

Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019

Circle K Sucker Fish

The tweakers in Phoenix that have no teeth left and subside on Big Gulps.

The I17 off-ramp is the natural habitat of the Circle K Sucker Fish

by MARKRONIK March 30, 2022

Circle K

The place you go when you only have $4 and need a gallon of Diet Coke and a candy bar.

Hello Matt Damon, would you like to go to Circle K? I heard they're selling heart attacks for $5.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour July 5, 2023

Circle K Sushi

Circle K Sushi is slang for eating shrooms on top of chicharrones.

You guys down for some circle k sushi tonight!?

by DreadedFox July 10, 2025