crump 'n' dump

The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.

I was doing the crump 'n' dump when I saw the market tank right after I bought in.

by thrillbilly March 7, 2009

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CRUMP A DUMP

A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.

*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-

by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 13, 2007

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clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

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When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.

Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.

by PooLoversRUs November 30, 2010

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Cump Dumpster

It is a nickname given by homosexual cowboys from the south to their fellow gay cowboys from the north. It comes from William Tecumseh Sherman, a Union general during the Civil War's nickname, cump, and cum dumpster. It is used as a flirty way to get into another cowboy's pants at the ranch.

Ceejay: Shucks, Andy, gonna make you into my Cump Dumpster when you come down to Atlanta.

Grant: Dang twang, fill my butthole with your cum, boy.

by HandleBrake12 October 15, 2019

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