cougarlicious

cougarlicious is the adjective form of the term "cougar"--- a cougar is an older woman (mid-to-late thirties and onward) who is unattached and seeks young males for sex and companionship. the traditional cougar is attractive and well-off, and she is confident about her needs, desires and boundries. someone is cougarlicious if they embody or somehow resemble these qualities.

Young man to friend: My mother's best friend is totally cougarlicious. Did you hear her say that her husband's away on business next week? I know she meant for me to overhear that!

by unluckypirate August 14, 2007

Cougar Index

Your Cougar Index is a cummulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.

This week Pierre's Cougar Index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! For a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.

by El Dudarino March 15, 2013

Friend Cougar

Someone who has few friends his/her own age and prefers to spend time with younger people. This is most common in highschool when a senior/junior is frequently befriending underclassmen.

Hey Chuck! My friend is throwing a party this friday, you should come!

No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.

by HawaiianP0WER November 14, 2011

Cougar Droppings

Baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. These "droppings" are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.

Moe: "Man these are great cookies! Did you make them yourself?"
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."
Larry: (silence)

by DR16 February 6, 2008

pre-cougar

A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.

Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.

by Liz McLaren September 11, 2007

Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.

That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....

by B. Hanback March 28, 2009

Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.

After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.

by Jib Slice May 22, 2010