Chuck Norris

An overused joke.

Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.

by lemon stealing whore May 3, 2013

Chuck Norris

Having sex with a girl, when you are about to ejaculate pull out, and give her a round house kick.

Every year on my birthday Jen lets me give her a Chuck Norris.

by Tony G in Florida December 27, 2008

Chuck Norris

A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:

Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.

by MoonLightGr89 April 5, 2009

Chuck Norris

The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.

I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.

by Oakie Oakerson June 11, 2006

Chuck Norris

This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.

Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.

by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008

Chuck Norris

One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.

He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"

People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!

See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds

Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!

Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive

Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!

by therocker6 June 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.

Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.

by Fraser Sanderson May 19, 2006