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Christian Grey'ing

verb. The act of ravaging a person sexually while blaming one's sexual deviance on a broken psyche, thereby converting the once vial act of near-rape into something your partner (and women everywhere) will perceive as romantic and desirable.

-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
"Dude, she had a black eye, busted lip, and was in a coma for 3 weeks, I totally went Christian Grey on her!!!"

"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
by TnJrealtalk December 17, 2012
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Christian Goth

A Goth who believes Jesus is the son of God and everything else Christianity believes.

The good Christian Goths are the ones who are true to their faith and live their life as their beliefs entail.
The bad type of "Christian Goth," is one who tries to push other Goths into becoming Christian or worse is a (fake) "Goth" only because they want to convert others to Christianity. Mainly by either starting up a "Christian Goth band" or sponsoring an event that seems Goth oriented, but the unwilling victim doesn't know he/she is going to a Christian evangelism event until they walk into the place.
Real Christian Goth: "I might be depressed, but at least I believe in God and live my life right, and I am not going to push others into my beliefs but only lead by example."

Fake "Christian Goth": "Alright, how many new people we got at 'Damnation Fest' tonight? Eight? That's great, the new flier design worked and none of them suspected at all! Soon they will listen to some "Goth Music" about Jesus, and then we will give them some pamphlets warning them that they must become "Christian Goths" or burn in hell.
by DJ Argus January 1, 2009
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christian-grunden

a name referred to guy who awesome and amazingly sexy. he will do anything to help anyone. he has the most amazing smile even though he doesn't think so. eyes like the seas of paradise. the best lover one has ever known. he is the most amazing thing to ever happen to me. my life wouldn't be complete without him.
oh my god! have you met this guy? hes amazing!

i know, ITS CHRISTIAN-GRUNDEN and hes all MINE!
by SOMEONE6147 January 20, 2013
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good little christian girl

A girl who does not do any sort of sexual activity. So no sending nudes, sex (or any form of it), and to some extent kissing
She wouldn’t let me do anything she’s such a good little Christian girl
by CancerKiller3409 February 16, 2018
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Christian Goth

Yes They exist!
OK like, you believe in Jesus is the only way to get saved and you aren't like a hypocrite or anything and You have the same religion as other true christians and you can still keep the blue hair,safet pins, trenchcoat, spikes,chains, dog collar,hot topic's apperal, boots, peircings,eyeliner,white make-up...etc!
Goth#1: Hey man, i'm going to a medium tonight want to come?
Goth#2: Nah way, Zues, I'm a christian goth.I got church Want to come?
Goth#1 sure.
by marie Jimenez September 16, 2005
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Christian (Genuine)

A person who is Christ-like. A person who endorses the teachings of Christ through their daily choices and interactions.
A Christian (genuine) is a person who gives up all of their belongings to live a self-less, purposeful, spiritual life devoted in its entirety to serving others (just like the life of Christ).
by keepitrealppl August 6, 2010
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Christian Gay

Someone who people assume is gay, but will never acknowledge/accept it, because of their christian faith, and/or family pressures.
Person 1: "Wait, he has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!"

Person 2: "No man, he met this girl at youth group.

Person 1: But the dude listens to Kelly Clarkson, loves shopping, and only hangs out with girls..."

Person2: Well... he's Christian Gay.
by surferrosa115 October 25, 2009
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