one that is heavy into god and religion only while in jail / prison but not when free on the streets.
that muthafu*** a jailhouse christain, he ain't like that on the streets! Shit he gonna get out next week and go straight to North Highlands to get high.
by catdick from da 95660 April 25, 2010
by kidskoolaid October 23, 2018
1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.
2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
by Ansler May 18, 2021
She is a pretty young lady.Love who she is ,she is loyal,nice ,but don’t get my wrong she can be very mean but
by Chrissypooh October 11, 2019
Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.
by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 19, 2024
a creepy facebook stalker who is also 13. beware he might try to follow your moms facebook. also asks girls why they cry so much.
by pride eliteeee March 25, 2020
Any leftover container used to bring food to one’s partner (does not have to be named Christina but it helps).
by FTMinSC April 17, 2021