Chris Browned

To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.

Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!

by Osmosis_Jones March 2, 2009

Chris Browned

When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend

Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.

girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.

by cocojaye March 10, 2009

Chris Browned

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.

This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.

by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009

Chris Browned

A term for battery or assault. It can also be used to describe an accomplishment.

Im going to Chris Brown your ass punk.

Q: Hey how did you do on that Sociology test?
A: Bro I Chris Browned that shit

by dmhabe March 16, 2009

Chris Browned

To have been beaten by your boyfriend.

Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.

Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.

by FoulMouth4eva February 27, 2009

Chris Browned

When you get beat by Vega in Street Fighter 4.

Dude, you got beat by the worst character in the game. Now that's what I call getting Chris Browned.

by sp3nce February 22, 2009

Chris Browned

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.

OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!

by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009