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Chrisandom

A statement made by the most random man on the planet!.. Chris C...
Wife: Chris what do you want for dinner?
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
by Christopher Humperdink May 17, 2011
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Chrisanthemum

A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.
Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?

Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.

Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!
by lilyloveth October 20, 2010
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chrisanthi

chrisanthi is small but mighty. if she says she’ll fight you, she’s not kidding, and your best chance is to run. she might seem unassuming, but there’s a lot going on in her head, and it’s worth getting to know her. she also makes weird noises whenever you touch her and is very ticklish. she is 100% sassy and 100% loyal. any guy would be lucky to call chrisanthi his girl, and any girl would be lucky to call her a friend. she is simply fabulous.
girl 1: chrisanthi is flawless.
girl 2: she’s has two fendi purses and a silver lexus.
girl 3: i hear chrisanthi’s hair’s insured for $10,000.
girl 4: i hear chrisanthi does car commercials. in japan.
girl 5: chrisanthi’s favorite movie is varsity blues.
girl 6: one time, chrisanthi met john stamos on a plane.
girl 7: and he told her she was pretty.
girl 8: one time, chrisanthi punched me in the face. it was awesome.
by over.the.moon June 7, 2019
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Chrysanthus

This is a true definition of love and loyalty. A chrysanthus will have your back any day any time and they would never cheat. They’re always cute, soft hearted and caring. A chrysanthus would give you peace of mind
Get yourself a chrysanthus
by human being February 4, 2020
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Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
by angmmm February 4, 2010
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chrysanthemum

chrysanthemum

Any of numerous, mostly Eurasian plants of the genus Chrysanthemum in the composite family, many of which are cultivated as ornamentals for their showy, radiate flower heads.
A flower head of one of these plants.
chrysanthemum concrete
chrysanthene
chrysanthemum tea
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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chrysanthemum clubber

A foreigner, esp an American, who goes to Japan to find the "true Japan."

"...A type of bloke who comes to japan and just goes mental, yeah? Fucking plane's barely touched down and they're like running about in kimonos and learning the bloody tea ceremony. They have this notion that Japan is all about samurai and geisha and fucking Zen meditation. That's your chrysanthemum clubber. And it's the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up Japan bashers in the end. Three years on, you find them at the Pig and Whistle crying into their Guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in Japan} is fucked six ways to Sunday." -- Isaac Adamson from "Kinki Lullaby"

Similar to Wapanese but living in Japan instead of America.
Daft bastard was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.
by BTW November 3, 2004
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