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A chubby hoochie. Generally can be found in establishments with large quantaties of cheap food.
Look! There are some busted ass choochies!
Choochie by shitinmymouth April 19, 2008
Someone who is a hoochie, but also on the chubby side.
Veronica used to just be a slut, but then she gained 45 pounds, now she’s a choochie, yikes.
Choochie by aptheog May 22, 2019
A coochie, dressed with mexican avocado, beef, and salsa.
"I love when that monkey gives me that choochie. Tastes so good, and feels so good too!"
"Billiam Binklebottom has the best choochies. I swear, she does it so, so, SO great!"
Choochie by mmmchildren October 13, 2019
It describes a god king sigma male
King henry XXVII was so choochie man.
Choochie by ulfaengpvper January 22, 2022
A choochie (noun, slang): a unit of length equivalent to a Mars Bar, described as 4.73 inches (12.0 cm) .

Typically used in high-stakes golf tournaments, notably in Canberra, Australia (Southern Hemisphere).
“I misread that putt by at least a choochie, for fuck’s sake c**t.”

“That put has at least 3 choochies left in it.”
Choochie by licketystick January 30, 2026

choochie stamps 

When a girlfriend's lazy ass can't keep a job and mooches off her boyfriend.
Emmy was too ashamed to apply for welfare, so she went the choochie stamps route instead.
choochie stamps by Cousin Eddy March 4, 2013
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