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jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
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chonce

A alternative word for chance said by Niall Horan because of his accent. One direction fans find it hilarious
Niall: we took a chonce

Liam: *leans over* i-its chance Niall
by liamssspaynetrain November 23, 2015
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chogey

Shicky busted a good ol' chogey right on que.
by Matt Weller December 10, 2006
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chonce

Niall's kinda-irish accent for "chance"
AND YEAH FANS ARE SCREAMING ON IT
We took a chonce, God knows we tried...
by niallerbabe October 29, 2015
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Chonce

What Niall Horan of One Direction says instead of the word chance.
We took a chonce, God knows we tried.
by Hiuuuuuuuuuuu December 3, 2019
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Chong Jojun Balsa

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.
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Icon Changer

A person who loudly complains about various social/political issues, but limits their actual action to changing their facebook icon rather than actively protesting/working towards change.
If we could only get just a tenth of these icon changers to actually show up for a rally, it would be the largest America's ever seen.
by diffra July 26, 2013
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