Caleb: Hey Kyle, my five shih-tzu's just crapped all over the kitchen floor when Total Recall came on the TV!
Kyle: Really? That's Chom.
Kyle: Really? That's Chom.
by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008
Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms
Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.
by Millcore IronGear August 30, 2016
The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.
by L-013 August 30, 2016
A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.
by alecfuture June 30, 2021
"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
by Jimmy_Mac July 11, 2008
Upon Chom's first I.Q. test it was determined that he was so stupid that his score was undeterminable. Upon review it was determined that he scored a -27, way below the score catergorized as "Dumb Fuck."
by Damian G July 3, 2006