another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
by G April 11, 2003
Get the choking the chickenmug. means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007
Get the Choke the Chickenmug. too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003
Get the choking the chickenmug. 
A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick
by Clobeinator February 7, 2007
Get the choke the chickenmug. by Lynch niggewrs July 27, 2017
Get the choke a chickenmug. a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
by sea weed October 6, 2008
Get the choking the chickenmug.