Reverse chocolate log

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017

chocolate camel

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.

I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

by lordmasterdejiksibeastheskey September 29, 2014

Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.

We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!

by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011

Chocolate

1.) A Sweet Candy
2.) Used To Describe A Skin Color (The Most Beautiful Skin Color)

I Absolutely LOVE Chocolate

She Has The Most Beautiful Dark Skin Complexion :)

by RedBoneShawtty!!!:) February 21, 2011

Chocolate Snow Cone

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole

Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.

by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Chocolate Churn

When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.

Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.

by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015