Chocolate Thunder

When you have to shit but when you do shit you fart at the same time

I just heard my brother come out of the bathroom and it sounded like chocolate thunder

by Supreme_Minecraft_God April 22, 2019

Chocolate Thunder

A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass

That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!

by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

Being Sexually Attracted To African Americans

I Have A Bad Case Of Chocolate Thunder

by urban mf November 1, 2015

Chocolate Thunder

Chocolate Thunder is a phrase used for shit. It can be used in any tense, such as:

"Dude i totally just chocolate thundered"
"I will chocolate thunder on ur face!"
"That is sum stanky ass chocolate thunder"

by Dave Saaaaaawyer January 9, 2004

Chocolate Thunder

It is weed and milk cooked up with some chocolate sauce added for a sweeter flavor and it is 4 times stronger than smoking and lasts around 6 hours.

Me and my daughter cooked up some Chocolate Thunder, And it flipped our wigs it was so strong.

by Xombygod lord of the dead December 22, 2008

chocolate thunder

explosive diarrhea

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.

by lsfkn September 11, 2011

chocolate thunder

Nickname for basketball legend Darrel Dawkins. Famous for breaking back-boards and naming his dunks. It is also important to note that the name "Chocolate Thunder" was self given.

Chocolate Thunder, was generally over-rated while he played for the Sixers.

by TS August 11, 2004