Chocolate Thunder

A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.

Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.

by Dish Master MB January 30, 2009

Chocolate Thunder

Really hot black males! AYE!

Ashley: yo did you just see that chocolate thunder??

Myranda: WHERE????
Stephanie: man i swear chocolate thunders the best out there!

by Chocolover January 22, 2011

Chocolate Thunder

Taking a shit in bad weather

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

chocolate thunder

When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.

"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"

by Johnson+Johnson April 19, 2006

Chocolate Thunder

A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.

(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)

Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.

by 220B March 27, 2009

Chocolate Thunder

One of the finest poetic minds of the 20th and 21st century.

"The Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Glass-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Babies-Crying, Glass-Still-Flying, Cats-Crying, Rump-Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Thank You-Wham-Bam-I-Am-Jam"
-Chocolate Thunder

by TheCheese July 6, 2007

Chocolate Thunder

When you have to shit but when you do shit you fart at the same time

I just heard my brother come out of the bathroom and it sounded like chocolate thunder

by Supreme_Minecraft_God April 22, 2019