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chocolate buttoned

when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night
"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"

"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"
by Pink Chris April 5, 2004
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Chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons are slang for dark coloured nipples
by El gizardo May 4, 2019
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Chocolate Butterfly

The fecal Rorschach left on the cheeks of person blowing into a shitting asshole.
After the young Asian programmer fed the racehorse a bag of old Indian food, he wanted to get a better look at the horses twitching inflamed asshole and ended up getting a Chocolate Butterfly.
by BoJackson Khord February 25, 2009
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chocolate butternut

a woman who is so hot that you would stick donuts in her ass and eat them with shit on them and blood
damn that bitch is fine she is definatley a chocolate butternut
by Michael January 4, 2004
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churn chocolate butter

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 January 12, 2016
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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
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chocolate and butterscotch

A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of

sweets and their ability to soothe
Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch
by sluggerbob November 22, 2010
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