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Frozen Chocolate Banana

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010
mugGet the Frozen Chocolate Bananamug.

chocolate banana milkshake

the best drink ever at 12 midnight.
*blender sounds*

Richie.. what the..

*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh

chocolate banana milkshake.

*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"

me: because it says i have to.
by theMadHatter May 17, 2006
mugGet the chocolate banana milkshakemug.

chocolate covered banana

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.
Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.
by Phil Radar November 11, 2010
mugGet the chocolate covered bananamug.

chocolate-chip banana

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.
When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.
by Dave Boner September 10, 2004
mugGet the chocolate-chip bananamug.

Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)
by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate-Coated Bananamug.

The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!
hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005
mugGet the The Chocolate Covered Bananamug.

Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.
Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"
by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008
mugGet the Chocolate Coated bananamug.

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