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chipotlerrea

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.
Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!
by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016
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chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.
Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.
by Pizzile December 19, 2006
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Chipotle Makeout

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.
Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited
by TheHuggy October 14, 2011
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Chipotle Effect

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"
Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.
by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011
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chipotle triplets

A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
by GoathillGary November 25, 2016
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chipotlerrhea

A condition in which a massive amount of feces are discharged from the bowels very frequently and in a mixed liquid and bloody form.
Joe: I had explosive chipotlerrhea after eating that burrito!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!
by drmctrollerson September 10, 2014
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Chipotle Diaper

Noun. The new shape your chipotle burrito takes on when you take all the foil off early and it explodes into your bowl below, requiring you to use a fork or spoon to put all of the amazingness back onto the tortilla, and take the ends of the tortilla with your fingers to a point in the middle. When lifted by this point the tortilla resembles a diaper, and the ingredients falling out of the corners resembles fresh steaming baby feces.
Cameron: "Good job at taking the foil off your burrito too early Aaron."

Aaron: "Don't worry dude, when it all pours out I'll just make a Chipotle Diaper."
by Cwaymuh August 22, 2011
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