Chip is the name of a really sensitive guy who used to be fat, but is now hot as fuck. Sometimes he likes to be called Daddy, which is kinda weird, but he's cheap so all his friends respect it. He usually is tall, dark, and handsome. Also, he cannot be a Chip unless he sports a nice beard that highlights his jawline. He wears beaded bracelets, usually wooden. Anyone that knows a Chip is lucky. He is a really nice friend, but sometimes he gets a little sad which is difficult to support for his friends emotionally. Really though, he's a great guy. You should definitely want your daughter to date a Chip. He was a YouTuber in middle school, but now gets all the ladies. Man, I wish a was Chip. Go Chip!
All the girls love Chip, but he's humble and pretends he's not good enough. Man, I love my boy Chip.
by Snakey Jakey May 05, 2018
a word use to tell your friend about a hot girl in front of you so she doesn't know that you're talking about her.
by orachueue January 06, 2011
In Beauty and the Beast, you'll barely see Chip on stage because every character tells him to go to sleep. Whenever you do see him, he is hopping around, attached to his mother.
"Go to bed Chip!'
by MatthewL27 January 06, 2010
(noun) Pejorative term describing computers, stemming from resentment of their presence, usually perceived by the term's user as ubiquitous.
Entymology: Coined 2004, arises from ideology that "even though they don't make mistakes of their own, that don't mean sometimes they ain't a mistake to begin with." A "computer chip" is characteristic of most if not all modern computers, and is believed to be the root of this term.
Entymology: Coined 2004, arises from ideology that "even though they don't make mistakes of their own, that don't mean sometimes they ain't a mistake to begin with." A "computer chip" is characteristic of most if not all modern computers, and is believed to be the root of this term.
"This neighborhood is going downhill. Seems nearly every house on this block has a chip or two in it."
"No good chips keep on taking our jobs!"
"You know who runs the banks nowadays, don't ya? Those damn chips."
"Went to the grocery store the other day, and who's at the front of the line ringing out people's groceries, not a regular cashier like you or me, but a chip! And you knew the two old ladies in front of me weren't gonna understand a single thing coming outta that chip and I was gonna be sitting there for another 20 minutes."
"No good chips keep on taking our jobs!"
"You know who runs the banks nowadays, don't ya? Those damn chips."
"Went to the grocery store the other day, and who's at the front of the line ringing out people's groceries, not a regular cashier like you or me, but a chip! And you knew the two old ladies in front of me weren't gonna understand a single thing coming outta that chip and I was gonna be sitting there for another 20 minutes."
by Roc P September 02, 2005
Term used in golf ; usually Chip around putting green ; Small Short shot ; Guy who drives Hour away to play golf instead of playing home Course because of what ifs And what could've beens !!! Golfers who are their own worst critics someone who is so smart that they are the dumbest when comes to commonsense !!!
Hey that was well played chip, Chip
I can't Chip the ball today !!
Hey Chip , my phone bill is way to high !!
I can't Chip the ball today !!
Hey Chip , my phone bill is way to high !!
by WhiteTrashDCash February 23, 2017
In Texas the word CHIP means a law enforcement officer's mistress or 2nd girlfriend unknown from the other woman he is in a relationship with.
by Carlos Arguelles July 11, 2008
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