Chilli Willies are chilllies that naturally grow into the shape of willies from the infamous Chilli Willy Plant.
by Chilli-Willy.com June 28, 2009
The act of dipping one's penis into a bucket of ice water and without warning, jamming it into a female partner's gash.
So I was banging this chick down by the lake right, and the ice was frozen. So I dipped my stick in the frozen lake water, and gave her a chilly willy.
by pdb5 January 27, 2011
An electronic and dance mashup artist from Portland, Oregon. Beloved by many, he has yet to gain exposure, but his music is beyond comparison.
by chilywillyfan September 03, 2011
by mezmerak November 14, 2011
Pronunciation: \ˈchi-lē\ \ˈwi-lēz\
<b>Main Entry: chili</b>
Variant(s): also chile or chil·li \ˈchi-lē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural chil·ies also chil·es or chilis or chil·lies
Etymology: Spanish chile, from Nahuatl chīlli
Date: 1604
1 a : a hot pepper of any of a group of cultivars (Capsicum annuum annuum group longum) noted for their pungency —called also chili pepper
<b>Main Entry: wil·lies</b>
Pronunciation: \ˈwi-lēz\
Function: noun plural
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1896
: a fit of nervousness : jitters —used with the
<b>Main Entry: chili</b>
Variant(s): also chile or chil·li \ˈchi-lē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural chil·ies also chil·es or chilis or chil·lies
Etymology: Spanish chile, from Nahuatl chīlli
Date: 1604
1 a : a hot pepper of any of a group of cultivars (Capsicum annuum annuum group longum) noted for their pungency —called also chili pepper
<b>Main Entry: wil·lies</b>
Pronunciation: \ˈwi-lēz\
Function: noun plural
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1896
: a fit of nervousness : jitters —used with the
When You are nervous and so cold you feel like your balls are going to fall off... You have the <b>"Chilli Willies"</b>
by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Take a man's penis and dip it into a Milkshake or a glass of ice water before giving him head!!!
(Keep in mind the Milkshake is more fun and adds flavor as well)
(Keep in mind the Milkshake is more fun and adds flavor as well)
by Paula aka Mouse August 21, 2005