chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit
Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers
by Buntin June 06, 2020
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Chili Ring Fiesta

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.
Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.
by Reach Around My Ass July 09, 2010
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chili ring of fire

The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!
by matters jackett June 20, 2010
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chili ring supreme

When your given it to her in the chili ring and then you pull out and blow your load right in her dirty butt hole.
I gave her a chili ring supreme last night. Hell ya.
by Bucknasty4310 March 05, 2009
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chili ring thumb

When your thumb breaks through the T.P and your thumb gets crap on it .
Man don't shake his hand that fool always has chili ring thumb.
by MadSlick August 08, 2017
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louisiana chili ring

When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste
"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob
by TheFrostyBoss November 21, 2015
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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 22, 2022
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