Chihuahua

Chihuahua is a younger woman (20 - 30) who dates men 40 years and older. Chihuahuas are pampered, petted, and taken around by their owners.
Chihuahuas like more experienced men, college frat boys just don't do it for them.

Don't even bother dude, Jenny's a Chihuahua. You ain't got the money or experience to satisfy her.

by mc3 August 8, 2008

Chihuahua

An ordinary dog who has been boiled down by the devil until it is a tiny, fur covered skeleton filled with nothing but hatred and evil who bites away at anything pure and who squirts their shit (deeply unpleasant diarrhoea-like slimy sludge) and piss. They are also the epitome of stupidity and their barks are like screeches from the deepest pits of hell. You also can't tell a rabid chihuahua from a healthy one as the evil bastards are always growling and frothing and screeching

Person 1: Hey dude I just got a chihuahua, and he's the cutest lil guy ever!!!
Person 2: Your nose... it's missing...
Person 1: Oh yeah, my beautiful lil puppy got a bit hungry

by Adil_Fiddler March 9, 2020

Chihuahua

Tiny dogs that think their the size of a friking Karen-mobile. They are good watch dogs but you will never get a good nights sleep.

Dude you dare me to mess with that chihuahua

by .Imp May 11, 2021

Chihuahua

A cocktail with tequila and grapefruit. No salt.

Chihuahua, close it

by Kaaaaaaaaaate September 7, 2019

Chihuahua

The real hell hounds.

Person1: bro facing that three head dog must be scary as shit in the underworld

Person2: u mean the Chihuahuas?

by Ifuckinghatechihuahuas April 23, 2023

Chihuahua

A male homosexual who is more feminine in nature. Often walks around in a pack of chihuahuas with small purses and skinny jeans. Infamous for being bottoms, they often go out at night in search of prey but will settle for their own type if need be. Always have limp wrists and the standard lisp.

Look at the way Brandon and Larry act. They are such chihuahuas!!

by gotcha1123 April 6, 2009

Chihuahua

Chihuahua girl. They are small and annoying. Aka CGDGAFG. Often promises of high things but never delivers.

Chihuahua girl is short.

by mauicar February 13, 2010