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chickenbutt 

The worst insult in all of human history. If you are called this, just kill yourself now to avoid the pain, suffering, and embarrassment of your existence. The trajectory of your life is sure to change if you ever interact with such an insult. If you yourself say it... you are evil incarnate.
person 1: It's my birthday!

Person 2: chickenbutt!
person 1: *ties the noose with teary eyes*

OR. more justified:
person 1: I fuked ur mum!
person 2: Chickenbutt.
person 1: Damn. *never recovers*
Person 1 was never the same after that.
chickenbutt by chickenbutt_solver January 7, 2024

Chickenbutt 

I hate the phrase chickenbutt
Chickenbutt by Goomba420 March 4, 2024

chicken butt loophole 

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

chicken butt 

A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.
Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."
chicken butt by Handsome Pete September 25, 2003

Chicken butt 

Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.
#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt

#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair

#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh

#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh

#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast
Chicken butt by GrannyBee January 23, 2009

chicken butt master 

someone who has chicken butted an extremely large amount of people
girl 1: those two girls rain and hailey are chicken butt masters.

girl 2: omg really? aidan says he's also a chicken butt master but i'm not completely sure.