shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

by Mister Rat November 09, 2009

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bucket chewer

Retard, mentaly challenged, handicapped, lacking in intelligence

1. Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to stay home and watch my "bucket chewing" sister.
2. Man, our waiter tonight was such a "bucket chewer".

by big bisket December 31, 2006

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Chain Chewer

Immediately after spitting out old, flavorless gum, the person pulls out a new piece of gum and starts chewing it.

Yeah, Ashley is unfortunatly a chain chewer. She's up to a pack of orbit a day now.

by doublebrah March 06, 2010

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Sewer Chewer

a term used for someone who likes to eat ass. also referred in many communities as "tossing salad."

Yo you get any butt from Megan last night?

I guess man. I don't want to talk about it.

What?

That ho tried to lick my ass last night. That girl is a sewer chewer.

by The Acheiver July 05, 2006

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Sill Chewer

n. Name for a person standing in a toilet cubicle and taking it so hard up the sphincter that the pleasure they endure causes them to bite down on the windowsill in front.

Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.

"Dave is such a sill chewer, he minces around town in a boob tube"

"What are you looking at sill chewer!"

by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010

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