Cheating Trinity

A reference to the chain of command for the New England Patriots. Plays off of the holy trinity. Pokes fun at how patriots fans worship cheaters.

Disgruntled patriots fan "the patriots have never cheated. There isn't any evidence."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."

by anonymous NFL fan January 25, 2016

Closet Cheater

A person trying to cheat in a game. However they know that they could be banned. So they will try to look legit as possible, hiding the fact that they're cheating. They will usually be extremely good player or a Youtuber. Very common in Minecraft pvp community and CSGO community.

Expostor: You're Closet cheater!
YouTuber: whoops!

YouTuber: *BANNED*

by Meme.skillz May 2, 2018

bone app a cheat

This describes the use of online sites to hook up an affair.

Ben Dover was often online trolling for lovers, bone app a cheat!

by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2017

cheating-husband

A man who has been married for 15 years with two children and a stay at home wife who has a Facebook profile which states he is a single dad who is taking care of his two kids. And when his wife askes about it he exclaims that he's been meaning to change it but has forgotten his password. And when he filled it out the keyboard keys got stuck from dried soda not allowing him to change the typos he hadn't noticed were there.

When your husband doesn't come home after work every night for three years till the early morning is when you know you have a cheating-husband.

by Breakfastatiffanies May 12, 2017

pinky cheater

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021

cheatmail

The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail.

I sent the new girl at work a message from my cheatmail account so my wife doesn't see it.

by chingaleta December 30, 2008

cheatsy doodles

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.

Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014