cheez whiz

BAAAAAH i looooove ma cheez whizz!!!!!
i no i waaaaaaaaaaant it!
"cheez whiz, you know you want it!"
by hobo powers August 25, 2003
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Cheez Whiz

(1) Essence of pure cheezy goodness
(2) Common anal lubrication
(3) Cause of human suffering( i.e., sexually transmitted diseases).
nigga, u so pie! Now gimme tha cheez whiz sos i can git my dick in yo ass, mutha fucka
by oldscholluva July 26, 2003
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cheez whiz

the greatest person the world has ever seen. As in "i like cheese"
"i love cheez wiz, hes the greatest person ever"
by cheez wiz September 29, 2003
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Nunavut Cheez Whiz

A term referring to twenty dollars, which is about the price of one jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. Can also be multiplied (2 Nunavut Cheez Whiz= $40, 3 NCW =$60, etc.)
"Hey! Don't touch that three-hole punch! It costs like, 3 Nunavut Cheez Whiz!"
by Do Australians Feel Love? June 15, 2009
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Cheez Whiz

Ryan Ross’s favorite food. Also the reason that he left Panic! At The Disco.
(My best friend) GraceHey who created Cheez Whiz?
Me: According to Wikipedia Ryan Ross! I knew it!
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Canadian Cheez Whiz

$20.00 CAD. It's a Canadian term derived from the apparent price of a large jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. The price was jacked up so high because of how expensive it was for Kraft to export their products to Nunavut.

Somehow, the term eventually reached southern Canada, and Canadians found it humorous how much Cheez Whiz costs up north, so much so that they started using it as a synonym for $20, even after the price of Cheez Whiz went back down. People commonly put the blame on certain documentaries made around the time about the standard of living in Nunavut, many of which commented on the price of Cheez Whiz.

Its proper name would actually be a Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, as that's the proper demonym for Nunavut, but people are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how that word is pronounced, so in common speech it's just referred to as a "Cheez Whiz," leaving in the dark everybody who is unaware of this obscure slang.
"Dude, be careful with that, it's gotta be worth at least one hundred Canadian Cheez Whiz."

"That comes to 2 Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, eh?"
by 2kfm3 January 30, 2010
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cheez whiz

bees wax, business, the inside scoop, just a funny phrase used to describe a weird situation's business.
1: "did you hear about how Stacy ralphed in the punch bowl at Todd's party last weekend?"

2: "nah bro, but that sounds like some serious cheez whiz."
1: "hey, what are you doing? you look super concentrated."
2: "i'm re-establishing communism, mind your own cheez whiz."
by Stereotypical Bassist #06 January 03, 2022
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