by FamousJew December 20, 2020
The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.
My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.
by idomdom December 31, 2010
When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.
I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.
by kevin 12 May 08, 2008
by Gnizza February 09, 2009
A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback
by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008
Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
by Orochi January 23, 2007
The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.
by Alex Ashman December 05, 2007