Cheese Grater

When a girl bites the foreskin of a guy.

Guy: bro my cock hurts!
Friend: why?
Guy: she pulled the cheese grater!!!

by FamousJew December 19, 2020

Cheese Grater

The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.

My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.

by idomdom December 30, 2010

Cheese Grater

When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.

I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.

by kevin 12 May 8, 2008

Cheese Grater

A tool used to break up your chronic

yo passs me the cheese grater, this dopes too sticky to break up with my fingers

by Gnizza February 8, 2009

Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008

Cheese Grater

A device used to remove pubic hair.

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"

by Orochi January 27, 2007

The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007