Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
by this is youtube shit March 27, 2010
by Tyler_spees November 10, 2018
A Strawberry Cheesecake is when you go down on a female, and find out not only is she on her period, but she has a yeast infection.
by OdinSoundTV July 23, 2023
When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.
Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
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by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017