Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

by HunterQT January 28, 2013

Chevtard

Chevrolet/General Motors fan boy often characterized by his general lack of automotive knowledge and belief that Ford sucks as well as general lack of knowledge about anything other than Budweiser and Skoal products. Usually drives a Camaro, preferably a third gen, IROC-Z being the penultimate. Often found in living in trailer parks with their sister/baby mama and possibly uncle/daddy. Can also often be found on the internet trolling Ford pages talking shit and telling everyone to LS swap their Mustang because they have nothing better to do while their Camaro is in the shop for it's 7th recall.

Ford guy 1: Dude, can you believe Chevtards still think Ford took a bail out?
Ford guy 2: Well, they did take that government loan.
Ford Guy 1: Dude, don't be a Chevtard

Chevtard: My Corvette could smoke any Mustang
Ford guy: well, it should be able to, it has a much larger engine and it's a much smaller, lighter sports car while the Mustang is a pony car, back seat and all.
Chevtard: fuck you let's race
Ford guy: Fine. *wins anyway*

by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

Cheater

noun

1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.

2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.

3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.

4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.

The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.

Ahem.

The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)

I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim

Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.

by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014

Cheater

A cheating unfaithful prick that thinks they can get away with kissing or sexual contact and etc.

Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.

Liam is a cheater and a player don’t date him. You are gonna get STDS.

by Madison” March 13, 2019

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Chetard

Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.

Chetard: "Hey check out my "Chay" shirt"

Chetard's friend: "Who is that?"

Chetard: "..."

by asikjbdhgfuhu May 16, 2010

serial cheater

A person who cheats repeatedly using the same method or cheats more than once whether it be cheating in a game, on a lover, etc.

There he goes again trying to catch a girl. His girlfriend doesnt even know he is a serial cheater.

by chsbwoods August 21, 2010