An accidental fecal discharge caused by overexcitement due to being sexually touched by a female who is way out of
one's league, as when the "Peanuts" character
Charlie Brown has the football taken away from him by Lucy Van Pelt just as he is about to kick it; a mere fart or mild shart does not count as a "
charlie brown" due to the fact that one might easily recover sexual activity with aforementioned hot chick, whereas a full dump is almost certainly a fashion-model fuck deal-breaker
Dude ... don't tell anyone about this ... but I had a date with you-know-who last night. Yeah, I know. Fantastic, huh? Fuck you, dude! That pot roast your
mother made us totally made me
charlie brown it! Stop laughing, asshole! It's not funny!
premature post-sex BM stinky date-breaker bowel
cock-blocker intestinal disfortitude brown-bagging it steaming goodnighter