charity chop

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.

Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.

by MikeWW January 7, 2004

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

Charity Cloud Chase

When a person usually (A Young Male On Social Media) Give to charity such as giving money to the homeless Giving food to a food pantry or homeless shelter Or straight up giving out cash Only or heavily for the purpose of receiving likes adoration are even money by ad sponsors

I'm sick of Mr. Beast being Charity Cloud Chase If you wanna give to charity that's fine but you know have to post it on social media

by EmJayee November 27, 2019

Charity Case

A woman who is ugly, fat, and tends to wear a do-rag or fake hair wig to work at a high end retail store. She is over the hill. She has worked for the same minimum wage job for the past 5 years. She begs at work. She will tell you horror sob stories to make you feel bad for her and in the long run will use this to get everything she wants. There is nothing you can do to get rid of her because she has everyone under her pity thumb.

Charity Case: you know girl, I use to steal people's wallets and use their identities. I worked for free just to prove I wanted a job, just to prove I was worthy. You know, my mom was in jail, my car was broke...
Gullible Person: Oh I feel sorry for you. Let me give you what you want.

by 0147035 October 16, 2010

charity chase

A phrase describing the stretch of justification for a cause as a tax write-off.

"Each time I take out my trash, I log the time at 10 dollars per hour and then use that value as a charitable donation." That's a charity chase.

by dude.hey April 6, 2009

Charity Chester

The most amazing mixed chick a person will ever meet. She is ungodly beautiful and rather hilarious at times. She can make you smile just by looking at her and it is impossible to be in a down mood around her.

That Charity Chester chick is amazing.

by sexysex. December 6, 2010