de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.

Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.

by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018

chapdick

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.

bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."

by FBS April 28, 2006

Mohamad Chapdul

Mohamad Chapdul is the person in your class who always creates racist slurs or does racist acts such as wearing a Kneck buff as a Head Scarf that terriorsists use.

Matt: lol you Mohamad Chapdul, that buff looks like a Paki scarf!
Harry: haha mate, It looks pretty Genuin!

by Chappy69 May 14, 2015

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013

chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

chapdaddy

A chapdaddy is a man who likes to wear leather clothing on hot summer nights.

Look at Chapdaddy Kyle over there drinking his Monster and sweating like a hog.

by KindergartenCops August 1, 2022

chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003