When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
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Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
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