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Cedar Cliff

A school in central PA known for being filled with awkward, mostly drug-addicted students who have a strong hatred toward rednecks at Red Land.

Every day some kind of fight breaks out, a part of the school catches on fire, or one of the teachers has a meltdown at the audacity of 'kids these days'.

The sports teams rock and always kick Red Land's ass, yet the school board spends more money on renovating a piece of shit school than they ever would on extra-curricular activities people actually care about.

Everywhere you turn people are dry-humping in the hallway and can not be separated, even with crowbars.

Cedar Cliff is most popular for having "creeper" teachers that enjoy having young girls suck chalk dust, hand sanitizer and milk shakes off their fingers. Students are also known for complying whole-heartedly with this to get better grades.

Even though a McDonald's is a two minute walk away, OSS is given out for going there during lunch.

Half the female population in the school is pregnant, has had a pregnancy scare, or insists on pretending they are pregnant to get a sufficient amount of attention.

The school is so hot in the summer that kids pass out daily from it and in the winter, if you aren't wearing a snow suit, you are generally so cold that some part of your body develops frost bite.

Most of the classes are considered a joke and the teachers cannot honestly relate how any of what you are learning will apply to your career later in life.
Jack: She just had her fourth kid and is still addicted to heroin.

Jill: Must have went to Cedar Cliff.
by cedarcliffsucks April 14, 2011
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Cedar Rapids

The largest speed trap in the USA, cleverly disguised as a city with an inferiority complex.
"I drove through Cedar Rapids yesterday so I'm gonna be a bit late on this month's rent."
by Cityoffivesmells February 24, 2012
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Cedar rat

Cedar rats are a endanger race of rodents that only exists in cedar. Mostly liking lil uzi vert and not knowing og rappers.
by Rodentiglist October 15, 2019
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Cedar girls' secondary school

One of the top secondary schools in Singapore (it is an elite school) and possibly one of the best schools at sports.
If you get into Cedar, you are really smart, but once you graduate you are smart and athletic.

Known for:
Academic excellence
Loudest cheers
Sporty girls
Great environment

Weakness:
Bad location

(P.S. Sick of getting confused with Crescent girls, we do not want to be associated with them at all - We are CGSS not CGS)
What school are you from?
Oh im from Cedar girls' secondary school
Oh wow, you must be really smart and good at sports
Yes I worked hard for PSLE to get into an elite school
by slayallday! January 28, 2023
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Cedar City

A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.
It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
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Cedar

Referring to the name of a boy or girl. Usually very down to Earth and positive. They always have a smile on their face. Although many have trouble expressing their emotions truthfully they have strong feelings. They crack lots of jokes that are light hearted but every once in a while they will try a little too hard for a joke and it will fall flat. Cedar’s are the best friends!
She must be a Cedar, she’s always giggling.
by Soggysalamander September 23, 2018
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cedar tucky

the nickname for Cedar Lake, Indiana.
the word "Tucky" refers to the people who reside in cedar lake as "trashy" or "hillbilly"
basically nothing society would accept as up to parr with common living conditions , behavior ,or apperance.
Looking as trashy as that, you might as well belong in cedar tucky.
by bufanda January 8, 2008
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