Cronem

Cronem:

You would do anything you would ride for the and never rat them if you leave them in a room with 100 dollars alone you trust him that he wont touch a cent or dollar of that money

Yo Max is my cronem he got my back

by FTN SYNTH May 24, 2019

cronenberg

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

by visene July 16, 2008

cerione

The rare feat of striking out five times in a baseball game. The term was coined on national TV during the 2008 college world series when Georgia player Matt Cerione accomplished this feat during his team's win over Stanford. Similar to the hat trick (3 strikeouts) and the golden sombrero (4).

Pete really pulled a cerione with the ladies last night at the party. When he got home his shirt was covered in spilled cosmos and his face was red from all the slaps.

Timmy's parents couldn't show their faces in public after their son racked up three ceriones and five golden sombreros over the little league season.

by Nicholas D June 22, 2008

cerote

noun.

1. Among friends, a vulgar but friendly substitute for any person's name. Similar to pizado.
2. A derogatory way to refer to someone who is not a friend. Insult to denigrate and belittle someone.
3. A piece of shit.

Commonly used in Guatemala and El Salvador, with lesser use in other Central American nations.

1. "Va venir Juan?" (Is Juan coming?)
"Al rato se aparece el cerote" ("He'll show up soon")

2. "Ese cerote te va asaltar" (That moterfucker will steal your stuff)

3. "Puta! No me di cuenta del cerote en la calle y lo pizé" (Fuck! I didn't notice that piece of shit on the street and I stepped on it.)

by chelovski March 30, 2009

croneage

Somewhat akin to old age, or a person in their golden years; but croneage has more pizazz. You are accepting of the wrinkles that have developed over the passing years with grace. The streaks of silver in your hair do not bother you. Your perception of life is young at heart; and a croneager is open to new ideas and learning new skills. Mostly importantly a croneager can laugh at themselves with ease. Applicable to females and males.

When an 'older' woman was asked her age she responded by declaring herself to be a croneager.

by GE Morgan November 30, 2007

coronebola

Coronavirus and ebolas idiotic child

Coronebola, some people with ebola eating bats

by catboyking February 14, 2020