cement mixer

Performing anal sex while the recipient releases diarrhea in a slow, controlled fashion that is timed with each thrust. Traditionally, the partners work together to mix the diarrheal substance into a thick paste, although recipients often allow for the occasional explosion of liquid stool for added flair. Additionally, if the right consistency is attained, the diarrhea acts as a very effective lubricant that is safe for use with most latex condoms. Can easily transition into other maneuvers, such as a Dirty Sanchez or Hot Carl.

I hold off as long as I can, but as soon as that 1st wave of Cement Mixer shit hits my dick, I have to bust in her immediately!

by DigDog June 22, 2006

cement mixer

A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.

Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

cement mixer

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.

"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"

by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011

cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.

Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.

by thefatek November 17, 2010

Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008