cement

dried up nut, or semen.

I can't get the center fold to open because its cemented shut.

by Jake and Justin November 10, 2007

cements

Noun referring to a pair of footwear inspired by the GOAT himself. Cement refers to the cement inspired color and appearance of parts of the particular shoe. Can be 3's, 4's , 5's etc.

"Fuck I just spilled Tussionex all over my cements."
"Oh dam pour me up some yellow g"

by ravage md September 07, 2017

cement

das conk creet baybee

max: insert... right here a sausage dog talking about concrete
twomad: he's saying-
max: oi look up here bro whats he saying???
twomad: cement das conk creet baybee

by kirbywest March 15, 2023

cemented

smashed, plastered, wasted, drunk, pissed, wankered, shitfaced.

I went to a party last night and got cemented!!!

by Sian and Celia September 26, 2007

Cemented

When taking drugs, you stick to one spot and become floored.

That guy at the rave is cemented.

by Cemented February 12, 2018

cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

by M3RDLOUNGE June 02, 2008

cement head

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 14, 2007