Peace to your mom's crease!

1. See you later and I'm thinking of your mother's vagina.

2. Peace out, I want to fuck your mom by the way.

Douche 1: "Alright, I gotta go."

Douche 2: "Peace to your mom's crease!"

by The Grave Eater April 23, 2010

Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.

Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!

by cockles December 30, 2012

Bobby's crease

The seam in a mans ballbag that holds it all together

Played a game o football, got a boot right in the Bobby's crease

by el_ricardo_taco December 4, 2020

Crabtree's Crease

The area between the leg and balls that stinks of shit.
.

My Crabtree's crease stinks of shit.

by Exeter man. November 7, 2023

Landlord's Crease

The hidden space in a rental property between the oven and the cabinets.

Rent was raised by $300.00 this year, so now I sweep all my scraps into the landlord's crease.

by Hiduken January 23, 2024

A Case of the Kaufman's

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012

Case of the Bro's

Condition used to describe someone who has the nervous habit of saying the word Bro way too much.

Guy from Jersey (overheard): Yo bro, you need to like, try working out more often and going to clubs, bro. I'm telling you, bro.
Guy from New York (to friends): That guy from Jersey has a serious case of the Bro's.

by Jong345 February 23, 2009