carnography

It's like when you watch people be naked and do very naughty stuff but with cars instead

Bro 1: Bro, I found this new content on Pr0nhub dot com called carnography.

Bro 2: Bro, that's Cringe.

by Zenon Negative May 30, 2019

Cornography

Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.

by Cornographer October 4, 2007

Cornography

Pictures of Corn, without the husk.

Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008

cornography

The art of filming hot and buttery corn for men and women's delight.

" Oh my god, did you check out that hot cornography last night?!"

by The Chicken Boi October 5, 2016

cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Carography

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.

Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.

by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016