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priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
by ProClifo November 27, 2018
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Carroling

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.
Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.
by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016
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Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions
1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.
by EZirish January 12, 2010
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Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.
Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.
by JCD0823 March 2, 2011
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guerrilla cartooning

The act of drawing, writing, and completion a cartoon or comic strip at the work place. All in the danger of a write up or loss of a job. Comics are usually finished on the spot, and on found on company materials such as sticky-notes, memorandums, and the backs of reports.
Max doesn't understand that his guerrilla cartooning is going to get him fired!
by the toonist June 15, 2009
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Christmas Caroling Hoe

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
by DeezyD May 1, 2009
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Cartooning

When one is so high, drunk, or simply exhausted that they feel as though they are living in a cartoon.
I just did so many hits of acid I'm totally cartooning bro!
by Lowbar April 29, 2013
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