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carpool

the sexual act of penetrating one vagina with two penis' at the same time
We should invite that loose skank over and carpool in her.
by teamstrikeforce September 22, 2010
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Carpool

A carpool is when you cum so much in your car that it creates a pool of cum in there car.

Example: quick we have to clean up this carpool before my girlfriend sees it.
Wow this is a big carpool.
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Carpool

When 2 or more men simultaneously jerk off into the same toilet, sending their children together off to school.
We will never have children of our own since we alwayz carpool together.
by pittycent & Hicksie April 1, 2009
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carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.
Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.
by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015
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carpool

To drag a third person along on an attempted date to make you look good and get things moving faster.
Dude, I'm totally carpooling tonight, and the freeway seems to be clearing up, but I just can't get my bro to leave!
by guava c May 14, 2011
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carpooling

Carpooling- since sports make people tired out but yet they get exercise, carpooling can be considered a sport because you also get tired out by watching the people you are with in the car and making sure they dont cause trouble. and you get exercise by yelling at them and telling them to shutup and sit down so the cops dont see them when you run a red light.
carpooling.
by smexay! March 9, 2009
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Carpool

Two men and two women, usually roommates, having group sex.
I wanted to get with her and her roommate, and considering she liked my roommate, we decided to have a go at a carpool.
by ajohnson1701 January 14, 2008
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