To perform an action by clever and illegal means that is highly beneficial to the one performing the action.
by John-Norman Smith October 10, 2006
To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.
by Casey Hungsowell April 03, 2007
Someone who works at a carnival usually someone strange like the bearded lady or the kid with lobster hands.
Friend: Bro let’s go to the carnival there’s some cool shit there and it’s only 10$!
Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!
Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!
by Chodechild89 September 01, 2021
by Munster1 December 02, 2013
A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.
by Casey Hungsowell April 02, 2007
those people over there are carneys
by carney bitch November 21, 2017
Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020