Carl's Jr.

The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.

Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?

by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004

Carl's Jr.

A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.

"Carl's jr. 's new natural-cut fries taste like ass!"

by The frymaster July 7, 2008

Carl's Jr.

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.

"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"

by madcow4668 August 21, 2006

Carl's Jr.

Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face

Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.

by DAMOOSE January 5, 2005

Carl's

Also known as "Carl's Ice Cream" or "Carl's Frozen Custard". Is the best ice cream place in downtown Fredericksburg.

James: Hey, who wants to go to Carl's.

Joe: Shotgun!

Nick: Crap

David: Aww, man.

by Nantaku January 6, 2011

Carly’s Sink

This is a sink that was about to be peed in but took a turn and fell out of the wall

Me- what’s that sink doing?

Lady- oh that’s carly’s sink, ignore it

by LexyTheT-Rexy April 22, 2019

Carl's Jr.

a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good

i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah

by stoner matt March 11, 2007