carl wheezer 

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

carl wheezer by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Carl Wheezer 

Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.

Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member

Carl Wheezer by jeekii December 1, 2020

Carl Wheezer 

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

Carl Wheezer by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Carl Wheezer 

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

Carl Wheezer by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023