Chardonnaunty

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

by Maggielove October 12, 2017

chardonay

She is an amazing talented person. She can tackle anything, when she puts her mind to it,she may think she's fat and ugly,but she she's not she is beautiful. People with never forget this girl or her inner beauty or outter beauty. Chardonay... You may think this is a just a name but its a wine name a smart girls name. She can also know the real you just from a conversation and shes not special... She's just an ANGEL!a magical angel.

She knows the real me

Well der you know her name right?
No who is it
Ugh Chardonay...

by no.1 princess April 9, 2017

Charbonnay

When you mispell Chardonnay because the letters b and d look the same to you.

My Washington State driver's license has my name as Charbonnay instead of Chardonnay because I couldn't spell my own name correctly when I applied for my license.

by FlyAway July 18, 2011

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is the type of girl be be rather lonely she adapts to one person and will always love that person she tries to hard to get something that she knows deep down she'll never have she has a lovely kind heart. A Chardonnay makes mistakes but is not very often given a second chance when needed she is loyal and will only love one person so if she does your very lucky to have her warm kind personality

Liam : how come he just won't give her a chance?
Lucy: Chardonnay deserves better someone worth her time she'll never listen though!

by Lucy Mox June 15, 2018

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

Tardonnay

1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.

At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?

by KennyRex January 27, 2011