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cardiovascular bronchitis

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."
by onikas.gem January 26, 2022
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Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.
"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
by ihatecejay October 16, 2008
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Cardiorgasm

The art of having sex for such an extended period of time that you feel as if you have been doing cardio. When the moment finally arrives and then passes, you realize you are a hot mess in need of a shower. Side effects may include chafing and possible rope/rug burns.
It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.
by Leethl June 17, 2011
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022
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Cardiovascular B

General of the 23th Flop Division in the Second Badussy War of 1907
"General Cardiovascular B lead her army into the battle of Vuhgyinawarts, masterfully flanking the enemy and overrunning the town of Dicksburg."
by Badussy War April 7, 2022
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Cardiovascular frozennippleitis

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut
You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis
by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018
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chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
by EZorLeche November 1, 2009
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