*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."
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"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
by ihatecejay October 16, 2008
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It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.
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Get the Cardiovascular frozennippleitis mug.A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
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