Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009

caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.

by Jake Plewa November 5, 2005

Capon

a gay rooster with no nuts

"im gonna make a capon outta you!"

by Keatz October 7, 2004

caponed

verb. Being Owned, but worse. Derived from the name Capone.

Dude, that guy just got totally caponed.

by dpleplpre September 10, 2008

capon

/ˈkeɪp(ə)n/
noun
A cock without balls, i.e. unpleasant, annoying, overconfident male who actually has no real courage.

That capon thinks he's the shit, but just punch him in the face and he'll leave you alone.

That damn capon's whipped. His woman won't even let him out for a drink.

by fist of legend April 18, 2011

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

by BeastlyR April 10, 2013

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011