cape coral 

Better known as Cape Coma.
Nothing happens in Cape Coma.
It is the Florida city people talk about when they say old people come here to die.
Nothing happens in this fucking town!

What are we going to do tonite?
NOTHING, we live in Cape Coral bitch.

cape coral by Ian Powell September 28, 2006

Cape coral 

Known as "Cape Crunk "or "Da Cape" by locals, Cape Coral is a crunk ass city on the west coast of florida in the 239. Its also home to many rich white people, but they they get their change robbed

Gangsta #1: Where are you rollin tonight?
Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!

Cape coral by Whitey Smallz August 28, 2005

Cape Coral 

1. The place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.

Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move?
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!

Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!

Cape Coral by hxc scene kid, fo sho. August 1, 2008

cape coral 

BEST PLACE EVER.
If you dont like it.
get the fuck out.
dont complain cause you dont have fun.
place where morgan and tori live to live to have fun .

1. Hey what do you wanna do tonight.
2.PARTY IN CAPE CORAL
1. LETS GO.
3. i dont want to.
1&2. WHY
3. cape corals boring.
1. dont talk to me
2. fuck youu.

cape coral by ((((((: May 21, 2008

Cape Coral 

An up and coming town where 80% of people are retired part-time residents (snowbirds). Everyone is friendly, unless you are a liberal. Even then, the residents are friendly, but they'll definitely tell you that you are wrong.

If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.

Incel: Cape Coral is boring, there's nothing to do here
Chad: Nah you're just a loser

Cape Coral by imnotarobot February 21, 2021

Cape Coral Idiot 

A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".

Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.

Cape Coral Idiot by Bootstrap & Queso November 16, 2018

Cape Coral High School 

The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place.

When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.

The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.

Guy: "Look at those faggots eiffel towering.."

Girl: "yeah they must go to cape coral high school."

Cape Coral High School by penispenispeniscockandballs December 6, 2011