Cap'n Crunch 

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

Cap'n Crunch by Captain Wally March 16, 2019

Cap'n Crunch 

Best Cereal Ever!

Person1:"I Just Ate Cap'n Crunch"

Person2:"yes"

Cap'n Crunch by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019

Cap’n Crunch 

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.

“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”

Cap’n Crunch by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020

Cap’n Crunch 

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.

Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.

Cap’n Crunch by Chettywapper November 4, 2019

CAP’N CRUNCH 

Austin is a capper, he should be referred to as CAP’N CRUNCH for his complete inability to not cap

Austin AKA CAP’N CRUNCH was CAP’N when he said “I did a raid with a lvl 46 in Pokémon go”

CAP’N CRUNCH by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020

Cap'n Crunch mouth 

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

Cap'n Crunch mouth by Carla Reyes January 11, 2008

Cap'n Crunch mouth 

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.

I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.

Cap'n Crunch mouth by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011